Alright, y’all listen up. I know I’m not the brass, but I just wanna take a minute to say how damn proud I am of all y’all. Whether you were here or […] elsewhere, every single one of you pulled your weight, watched each other’s backs, and kept pushing even when things got hard. Wasn’t perfect, but all y’all came home because no one accepted any other outcome.

Y’all did good.

Now, if you need me — which y’all better think long and hard if you actually do — I’ll be floating in the pool until further notice.

INTERNS

Next time you’re at the pub, tell them to put a drink on my tab for you. Just one, mind.

WHO: Aiden & Fiadh Kennedy
WHERE: A tattoo shop; the base; the base again
WHEN: Two years ago; two months ago; last night
WHAT: Some sibling moments
WARNINGS: None!

( i packed it and my knife. don’t worry! )

[BRIAR]

do you still have my visit tatooine shirt

[NEPO BABIES, added later]

ik stef already knows so dino you probably do too but like bri said i could say so: we've been like chilling

Whoever the fuck took half my hoodies I’m not DEAD I was just misplaced for two weeks give them back

Also I’m back

If you see thom say hi but watch your wallet - be nice to her

( intros - 10 August )

THESA

I'm quitting professional chess. This is not an impulsive decision.

I'm just so unlikely to reach grandmaster at this point that I've decided it would be a waste of the rest of my life.

WHO: Otto and Briar
WHERE: Their apartment
WHEN: Thursday night
WHAT: Completely ‘platonic’ bed-sharing and cuddling, but more importantly, a miscommunication is addressed
WARNINGS: Dare I say one chilli pepper worth of spice but please hold your gasps it’s not quite what you think

( This was normal. She cuddled her friends. There was absolutely nothing about this that was incongruous to the conversation they’d had a week ago. )

hey so i just had the weirdest possible thing happen to me: a full new memory just poofed into my head.

on that note

MARISOL AND TONI ARE AT THE EFFIEL TOWER EARLY AFTERNOON FRIDAY THE 5TH OF APRIL, 1889

someone go get my wife, please.

Okay so I'm just going to say it because it feels like none of you actually want to but like, you should be preparing yourselves that some of these people you're looking for might already be dead

Sorry to be the bearer of bad vibes but

If you accidentally drink Sleepytime Tea with Melatonin in it instead of Earl Grey would drinking a Celsius just cancel that out? Do you think? Asking for a friend.

THEUN

So when do you think Seb is going to go home?

GRANT

Thank you so much for taking care of the fish btw! You are a literal lifesaver. I got you a present if you want to come pick it up sometime ☺️

NELLIE

Can you see if you can make Seb leave my house? Don't tell him I said this. Just trick him or something. Thanks!

( intros - 6 August )

All right. We got any theories on what happened and/or why?

CASH.

Thanks.

STEVIE.

Hear you've been doing a damn good job. I'm proud. Make sure you're getting rest, kiddo.

For those of you who would like to avoid falling through time without a method of tracking you besides the hope that our wily preservationists find a record of you throughout the history books, Teddy and I have developed portable versions of our echotrace (patent pending) locators on bracelets for you all to pick up at my work station.

And if you don't pick one up, I'm not looking for you next time.

I have been released from the clutches of Med and advised at what feels like gunpoint to make the following public declaration:

I, Dr. Sébastien Étienne St Pierre, am not allowed to return to the Department of Time Anomalies for a minimum of two additional business days.

Please note that this statement was made under duress.


PRESERVATIONISTS+AIDES

That doesn't preclude my ability to work remotely. Tell me what I can do.

BENNY.

"Fuck it out???" Explain your idea of interpersonal conflict resolution.

BCTTMS CTTS CONSTANCE

When

sébastien and emmett have been retrieved, tossed in pods, and will be good as new by tomorrow. neither of them were in [...] great shape when we got there, but they're safely podded up. benny and i have returned without a scratch on us, now that he'. i feel like i'm forgetting som i also think i might be a little in love with babs? is ship poaching allowed?

also, thanks to gus, i have mmmbop stuck in my head on repeat. if this keeps me from napping, i will strangle you.

DINO.
heard you left while i was gone. you guys back yet?

I [...] got a letter from Teddy? She's on base on October 3 1954 and she said she might die? [...] Who do I give this to??? I can't be responsible for th

( August PCal )

Hey, I'm back. Laurie's still in 1927. We're going to have to go pick him up. [...] I don't know about everyone else. How many people disappeared?

We are starting to narrow down leads on anomalies more and more, so as a reminder for people who will be heading rescues;

Do Not Break The Time Ships.

Handle them with care, the last thing we need is to be having to make emergency repairs.

As a reminder for people who are pitching in monitoring the ADG;

CLEAN YOUR HANDS, DO NOT GET GREASE ON THE KEYBO--

...

Thank you for your help. If anything confuses you, please consult the FAQ program I threw together. Yes, that is Clippy

INNOVATION & INNO INTERNS;

Because it is an emergency and because I think I am probably not the only one about to have a full mental breakdown, I am leaving my minifridge unlocked. Temporarily. Help yourself to an energy drink if you need one.

...please do not touch the ones with coconut water mixed in. That is a limited edition that is hard to find.

( intros - 31 July )